STORIES FOR DOGS

There were two dogs the other day on the street, which were practicing something peculiar…
Well, I don’t know if it’s the mating season, or if what they were doing was indeed mating, but it whatsoever seemed like a kind of a doggy sexual activity… I guess at least…
So, these probably gay, definitely experimental, dogs were… well, how to say it, it’s quite of awkward… ok ahhh, “communicating”, adjoining each others arse- hole for a respectable long time. Weird, you may think, weird I thought and it actually probably is…
BUT(T), while I thought that it was probably just the two of those shameless four feet with the brutish instincts, yesterday or the day before that, I saw two more dogs practicing the same… What’s going on??? I wondered outspokenly… And a voice answered inside my head: dogs probably have trends nowadays and this is the newest one… and the kinkiest I suppose…

Yesterday I was feeding my dog a few bites from something I was eating… I don’t remember what… So, he champed my finger a little –unintentionally I hope- and after that came out an amusing, extremely short dialogue(in Greek of course) I had with a very amiable to me woman, who happened to cross from the street right outside my house’s yard that moment…
Me: you pig… (talking/yelling to my dog for biting me)
Her: who are you calling pig, boy?
Me: my dog!
Me again while she had already stepped further: I call my dog a pig, this must be funny… xixixix