ALMOST LIKE SEX

Something weird happened few days ago. It was the news time and I was having the TV on but it was on “mute”, so I couldn’t really figure out what they were talking about. You see, I simultaneously was trying to read but I couldn’t help but notice that all the people who were part of the news broadcast, were beaming like they all had sex the previous night! I don’t mean all together but separately. I hope, at least…
Overcoming that, I kept on reading (yeah, I read with the TV on) and when I changed the channel (I do that too) I noticed the same (I had sex last night looking) thing again. So, I increased the volume to see if I was just mad or if something else was happening. To my surprise the "hot new" of the day was the government reformation. It was the thing that media people were waiting for such a long time and I assumed that everybody was so excited it actually happened that they were feeling kind of horny by the proceedings! The fact itself intrigued my curiosity and here is what I suppose the next best beaming factor or maybe even equally considerable beaming factor compared to sex for some job owners:
Singer- his/her single hits directly No1 in US and UK charts
Record company owner- his/her singers hit directly No1 in US and UK charts with no promotion expenses at all
Soccer player- scoring in the 4th minute of delays
Teacher- non warning math test to the class he loathes and every student fails
Striper- when he/she finds a forgotten buck in his/her undies while scratching you know his/her what the morning after the show
Weatherman- when he’s the only one caring an umbrella in his bag a sunny summery day and it eventually rains
Model- when the press informs her that car accidents have been increased since the day her new campaign posters have been placed all around
Female porn star- when the director says "cut"
Lawyer-the moment he/she says "objection, your owner"
Although for most of people it’s not a job: an unhappy wife- the moment subsequently her husbie’s sentence "I come"


WONDERING

How do you become the guy who fires the gun so the 100meter athletes begin to run and how do you call that job?